Desperate Businesses, Dumb Inserts, Zuck’s Piggy Bank, & Why Your Checkout Sucks

Desperate Businesses, Dumb Inserts, Zuck’s Piggy Bank, & Why Your Checkout Sucks

This week, we’re dragging businesses stuck in the “thirst trap” phase, roasting brands that treat customer experience like an afterthought, dunking on wasted marketing inserts, and questioning why you’d rather fatten Zuck’s wallet than reward your own customers.

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ASOM Pod
Amazon Excuses, LinkedIn Bros, No Moats & Bryan Forgot (Again)

Amazon Excuses, LinkedIn Bros, No Moats & Bryan Forgot (Again)

This week, we’re coming for the Patagonia-vested suits, the DTC founders ghosting their own customers, the brands wasting agency money, and why your local plumber is probably out-earning eCommerce bros.

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ASOM Pod
Corporate Suits, Customer Ghosting, Wasted Agency Work, and... Plumbers?

Corporate Suits, Customer Ghosting, Wasted Agency Work, and... Plumbers?

This week, we’re coming for the Patagonia-vested suits, the DTC founders ghosting their own customers, the brands wasting agency money, and why your local plumber is probably out-earning eCommerce bros.

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ASOM Pod
Ghosting, Neighbors, Ridiculous Shipping Times, and Picking Up the Phone...

Ghosting, Neighbors, Ridiculous Shipping Times, and Picking Up the Phone...

This week, we’re roasting calling out the ghosters, the neighbors AND the customers, John’s wake up call and Amer rants about telephones. Buckle up—this edition’s spicy!

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ASOM Pod
SaaS Slackers, Torn Calves, and $24K SaaS Scams

SaaS Slackers, Torn Calves, and $24K SaaS Scams

This week, we’re roasting lazy SaaS bros, sharing embarrassing stairway wipeouts, and exposing overpriced SaaS tools that are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

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ASOM Pod
Lazy Marketers, Profit Callouts, and RTO Takedowns

Lazy Marketers, Profit Callouts, and RTO Takedowns

We’re tearing apart basic marketing fails, the never-ending conference hamster wheel, and ranting about profits—because someone has to say it: vibes don’t pay the damn bills.

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ASOM Pod
Why Building Matters, Saying Thanks Hits, and Bryan’s Top Voice Meltdown

Why Building Matters, Saying Thanks Hits, and Bryan’s Top Voice Meltdown

This week, we’re diving into ambitious startups, heartfelt gratitude, and a LinkedIn roast so spicy it might get flagged by HR.

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ASOM Pod
Why Discounts Work, Teams Win, and Bryan’s Ego is Out of Control

Why Discounts Work, Teams Win, and Bryan’s Ego is Out of Control

This week, we’re back with questionable spending habits, team-building truths, and a podcast host who might need an intervention.

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ASOM Pod
Send. More. Emails. (Also, Scammers Suck) + Why Chaos Content is King

Send. More. Emails. (Also, Scammers Suck) + Why Chaos Content is King

This week’s ASOM Unfiltered breaks down BFCM chaos, from skyrocketing email volumes to the rise of unfiltered, authentic content. Plus, why early adopters win big and how to stay human in your marketing game.

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ASOM Pod
Black Friday is Dead 🪦 (But the Deals Keep Scrolling) + A New Era for Tech Stacks

Black Friday is Dead 🪦 (But the Deals Keep Scrolling) + A New Era for Tech Stacks

Let’s face it—BFCM isn’t what it used to be. Gone are the days of 3 a.m. lines and fistfights over $99 TVs. Now it’s just scrolling in your PJs, wondering if 10% off is worth it (spoiler: it’s not). But don’t worry, we’re here to spice things up with some hard truths, hilarious takes, and a side of nostalgia.

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ASOM Pod
Social Media is a Dumpster Fire (and We’ve Got Matches) + How SaaS and eCom are Being Rebuilt 👀

Social Media is a Dumpster Fire (and We’ve Got Matches) + How SaaS and eCom are Being Rebuilt 👀

This week, we’re diving into how AI is reshaping the world faster than a ChatGPT-generated social post. (trust us, that joke hits hard in this issue). Oh, and don’t worry—we’ve got plenty to say about the dumpster fire that is LinkedIn/X content right now (looking at you, humblebraggers and “eCom Gurus”).

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ASOM Pod
Your BFCM Pep Talk with a Side of Truth Bombs 💣

Your BFCM Pep Talk with a Side of Truth Bombs 💣

Buckle up because in this edition of ASOM Unfiltered we’re serving hot takes spicier than your grandma’s chili. We’ve got a fresh lineup of no-nonsense advice that’ll make you rethink your BFCM game plans, sales approach and partnerships. (we’re looking at you SaaS)

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